"Spaghetti Western: An Absurd Crime Drama" is now out on Amazon!

I have recently released the first book under my new pen name, Authortaku! This is a crime drama with an absurd premise, feeling like an episode of "Law & Order" that might be airing on [adult swim]. Check out the Amazon description below, and prepare for a wild ride of murder, mystery, puns, and even innuendo!

Detective Getty is many things... Among those, he is defined as the star homicide detective of the L.A.P.D. and a bit of a lone wolf. But aside from that, following a freak accident that changed his life forever, he is also known as a sentient plate of spaghetti. You see, one day the timid and quiet S. Paul Getty was bitten by a radioactive entree from an Italian restaurant, causing him to... No? That's not quite right. Anyways...

A vicious and high-profile crime rocks Hollywood when a young starlet is found dead on the set of the upcoming action movie, Spaghetti Western. Together with his new partner, Alice Dente, Detective Getty must solve the crime before things meatball out of control. Sorry, before they snowball out of control.

Who is the culprit? What was their motive? Can Getty and Dente get to the sauce before it is too late? Sorry, source.

You know what? No. I won't apologize any further puns or plays on words within the book description. Now where was I? Ah, yes...

Who ended the life of Olivia Tension? Was it her secret lover, fellow star Dennis Tudley? Or perhaps her co-star playing a man of God, Manu Gadh? Or perhaps even the paparazzi Aaron Tanement of Tanement Entertainment? These questions are just the appetizer, so don't fill up before the main course! Find out from the pages of the Case Files of S. Paul Getty, the Homicide Investighetti for his trip to the film lot for Spaghetti Western!